|
wolfman3190
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: Ryan
Location: Oklahoma, United States
Birthday: 12/31/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: uh skateboarding, debate, music, playing guitar, and watching TV, and boy scouts
Expertise: the 1n and the 2a ( and for those who dont know what that means its a debate speech order) ,and getting slaped in the face by girls out of my league!
Message: message me
AIM:  Studmuffin3190
Member Since:
3/19/2006
|
|
| there is an old saying that I always seem to hear that to be a true man you have to do something humiliating or embarising like whereing pink or something but the thing i did pushed the limits in a big way. You see i was just talking to my mom when she said o yeah Ryan i volunteered you to be the easter bunny! Now I was preatty mad but she is very persuasive when she told me the comment that is stated at the beginning of this post. and we will see my journey as the happy easter bunny!
wow i look really pissed off in this picture, what was running through my mind as my mom said "smile" was im going to break that camera and what was I on when i agreed to do this? the propaganda that are parents tell us sure does sux.
this is me with the freaking helmet on dont worry I still have my angry face on the only differance is that you cant see it through the retarted bunny helmet.
this is me on the scooter and i can assure you the face has just gottten worse why you ask? well that day wasnt the coolest of days and when your whereing none breathable cotton like that it gets hot! fast!
this is my friend tom deep down inside of tom laughs the laugh of a hyena on crack at my humiliation. but at least he stuck with me through this.
and hear are the kids that i had to be happy with although it is not there faults that i was in that dilemma. and they were indeed happy, like they diddnt have a care in the world happily ignorant about the terrors of the world ignorant of pain they were probably ignorant of the fact that i was just a uhappy moody teenager on the inside of the joyful exterior and i decided that if this is what brings joy to their faces a light that you and me can no longer see as much any more then i can suck it up and act equally joyfull. And in that picture i can assure you i do indeed smile. for those little kids. And when i look back on it I am happy my mom put me into this. | | |
| ah yes well formal was pretty interesting there was sex drugs and alcohol but then again what is a party with out these things? but most of the things that i said were going to happen pretty much happend but still it was a good time now time for pictures now I'm sure you are wondering who was the hottest couple and i must say that these two make a smashing young pair!!
wow that is most definitely hot!!
and the unfortunate people who had to hang around me
well on a different note i am beginning to figure out that the world has way to much irony in it for example goths or punks to be politically correct but are they really punk? when you think about it punk is a term to used to define a non conformist a person who says what ever to any norms of any genre friends school family the only person they listen to is themselves. and that is my defintion of the word punk which the goths in no way meet my defintion of punk. the reason being is to become a goth you have to make changes to your self like you have to dress like a satanic worshiper then you have to listen to music that talks about death really loudly and usually the group has 0 musical talent. then and only then can you be considerd a goth so technically you have to conform yourself to meet the norm of what a goth is which is obviously not PUNK!! when you think about it my dad is more punk then the goths because we will tell my dad to do something and he won't, the only person he will listen to is himself now all though that is arrogant it is still very much so PUNK! so in conclusion
 >punk then
| | |
|
Well once again thank you soo much for all the comments except for the some that said die die Ryan comments which I tallied go up into the 80s but that is irrelevant. So on a different note some people have told me I possibly went to far by saying that I was greater (or sexier) then jimmy page now the ballet I think has so far been split on who is the greater but I think jimmy won in the end but I can assure you he wont see the last of me. Bewahahah!!!! Well on a lesser note today I got my freaking tuxedo and I have begun to think this whole freshman formal thing is rather gay but maybe I’m just acting stupid ,but when you think about it all it’s going to be is that we walk in and then some annoying girl with a stupid camera will be like “o you guys look so cute” take a picture then we go to the dance floor or at the food table if no one is up for dancing so we will either sit there at the food table looking at each other. Now I’m sure you’re like but Ryan you guys can just talk at the food table you don’t need to stare at each other, which is a very legit argument and would make sense but there is one small problem the music will probably turned up soooooo loud that my ears will be rattling and possibly bleeding to talk to each other. Now lets look at the alternative which is we just dance well that isn’t the best situation either because of the huge death of innocence our generation has I mean when ever you see the kids dancing these days you just think to your self ORGY and no I’m not referring to three or more people taking their shoes off thing I’m actually referring to it in the more common term. So yes I can see it now me and my date standing on the dance floor doing some but little motion as the couple behind us looks like they’re about to possibly become in 9 months proud new parents yes a thrilling time indeed! And o yes I’m still not finished the music will just be the same old redundant rap song we hear on the radio every five seconds about how much of a gangster they are even though they are making millions and about how many girls they had sex with… YAY just another thing to add to the list of fun things that are going to be at freshman formal!! Now let us keep in mind that this really has nothing to do with my date I’m only referring to what will be there but I suppose I have gotten myself into this and now I’ve got to suck it up and face FRESHMAN FORMAL! WISH ME LUCK BOYS IM GOING IN AND I JUST MIGHT NOT COME OUT!!!!! | | |
|
Yoyoyo well thanx a lot for all the comments guys (except for the one by my sister and or her little annoying friends because you guys are a bunch of annoying idiots)! Well guys it is now time for me to come out ( no not in the gay sense I only do that Tuesdays and alternate Thursdays) I do indeed have a date to the freshman formal  ! Now most of you already know this but the rest of you are probably scratching your head thinking how the heck could that awkward nerdy and or ugly kid get a date to freshman formal? Actually I myself have been pondering that same question why nicole would say yes? And now I sort of feel like I’ve sold out that I’m not a true Asian/ debater any more because I have a date that I’m not truly living up to my geeky standards. But I could honestly care less about that because I got a date HELLS YEAH! Well on a less shocking and or exciting note I’m learning how to play Stair way to heaven by Led zeppelin and is actually much more difficult then I thought it would be. But when I learn how to play it look out jimmy page because KELKAR the guitar wizard is going to kick your but! It has a very good ring to it don’t you think?
 <ME!
I mean come on just look at my profile pic and we will all agree that i am way sexier with a guitar then he will ever be! | | |
| well uh first post i finally decided to get a xanga. well im stuck here for spring break and i don't think i will be going any where any time soon. Speaking of which have you ever watched the spring break thing on MTV. Man i wonder how intoxicated the people on it are i mean come on do you really think the average girl would allow some random guy to lick whip cream off her i think not if she wasn't intoxicated! so maybee it goes to show that women are very prude untill three shots of tequilla are in their systems then they go insane ( wow this is my first xanga post and i've probably managed to tick off a majority of the female population). but on a more boring subject im really getting ticked of about this whole freshman formal thing every where you turn the corner some one is asking you who are you taking and half of the people, and usually i dont even knowhalf the people that ask me that question. i think it some insane frenzy hopefully it will die out eventually. Acutually on the subject of freshman formal did you know that an orgy some one told me can be defined as three or more people taking their shoes off. now since most girls take their shoes off before dancing if i take my shoes off then i can honestly say i had an orgy with every girl in jenks high school! yeah that would be a story to tell!
| | |
|
